the background noise

As you may know I temporarily lost my mind to insanity whilst purchasing my PS4 and in my moment of fleeting madness I found myself purchasing a PlayStation Vita as well. Presumably I was acting on some latent urge to own one but that's probably rationalising my thought process to an absurd degree, assuming of course there was a thought process involved and not a mindless impulse to own more stuff. After owning one for the past few weeks I think I can now form my thoughts about it into an easy to digest blog format. Here goes.

So yeah, I'll just let my monumental victories in Retro City Rampage speak for themselves. It's a hard life playing a generic street thug who time travels from the 80's to the now only to be promptly misunderstood by a well meaning professor as your standard hero of destiny. But the accomplishments therein are momentous. I mean, bubble gum by god! Oh well best be back to the action, you can't build a time machine without a three-headed monkeys paw, apparently. 

  Taking a break from the fidelity of beautiful next-gen graphics to play some Retro City Rampage on my Vita. Its basically Mario channelled through the original Grand Theft Auto by way of a love letter to 16-bit gaming. It also contains time machines. Also rocket launchers.