So yeah, I'll just let my monumental victories in Retro City Rampage speak for themselves. It's a hard life playing a generic street thug who time travels from the 80's to the now only to be promptly misunderstood by a well meaning professor as your standard hero of destiny. But the accomplishments therein are momentous. I mean, bubble gum by god! Oh well best be back to the action, you can't build a time machine without a three-headed monkeys paw, apparently.
