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Cower in fear at the might of the Rooster Uppercut! For it will lay waste to all that stand before it! With the power of the Rooster Uppercut the luchadors punch becomes a registered weapon. A weapon that brings its enemies all the unlikely power of the Rooster packed into one fist. 

It's impact immense, its coming inevitable, it's merest contact annihilatory to the max.
No amount of remorse will save its foes from its wrath, no measure of pity will bring them unto salvation, no display of undead murder powers will put them beyond its reach. Ridiculous hyperbole just isn't ridiculous enough to describe the Rooster Uppercut! 
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