Okay, so introductions are in order, my name's Dave, a name of no repute and you are You , an indescribably vague thing. Hi! So why squander the precious moments of life reading this when you could otherwise be better preoccupied with the greater enigmas of life itself. Namely, what is life? Is there a God? Why does TV vomit on my brain? And of course, could Ant kill Dec through asphyxiation by way of inserting said victim's head up his killer's arse? And if so, can this be arranged ?
An ongoing indictment of the internet in blog form.